The Redneck World Records Book
Certificate of World Record
Be it known to all that
Ginger Billy (Adam Parkins)
is hereby entered into the permanent record for
The Ron Beer — Ginger Billy's Ford Festiva Lawn Mower
amenities: AC, AM/FM radio, two seats, roof, keyed ignition, kill switch · mower engine: Briggs & Stratton 600cc (~20 HP) · vehicle base: First-gen Ford Festiva
Long may it stand.